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Parking Jerk of the Day! (5/29/16)

Let’s continue our Southside Comics day (Thanks, Tommy Goddard!) and have a little more fun with an Instant Parking Jerk of the Day! This one just came into our submission box, so let’s see what we have…

This one is at Danville’s Walmart. You know, a disproportionate amount of Parking Jerks seem to come from there.

Let’s analyze what we have. We’re close to the line on the left side, but we find that to be within accepted tolerance levels. But when the rear wheels are in the parking space to the rear of the intended one, the judges are unanimous in ruling this a Parking Jerk Of The Day!

Hang on. We’re getting something else back from the judges.

Well, look at that. Our judges have awarded bonus points for the vehicle that appears to have been partially redacted like a CIA document! It’s a very effective redacting job because nobody would ever think of that vehicle as a school bus after it’s been camouflaged so well!

We’ve got more coming up on Southside Comics soon! Um… I meant SouthsideCentral, of course.

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