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Parking Jerk of the Day! (8/16/2014)

Danville could pay back all of that Tobacco Commission money within a year if the police would start writing fire lane violation tickets at the ABC store in Nor-Dan Shopping Center.

Woo! It’s Saturday! Gotta get my liquor for Saturday night! Fire lane? Ain’t no fire here so I’ll just park right in front of the store.

Oh my. We’ve got a DOUBLE PARKING JERK WINNER!

As the bells clang and the siren goes Whoop-Whoop-Whoop, I’ll say “This is SouthsideCentral reminding you to have your future Parking Jerks spayed or neutered!”

5 comments to Parking Jerk of the Day! (8/16/2014)

  • Thomas Fowler

    Thank goodness someone notices these flagrant violations! These people will slide in the illegal fire lane ahead of you, while you are walking to the stores, and get out with an arrogance, as if the rest of us are stupid for parking correctly. WHY do the police ignore this, and also at Tightsqueeze, in Chatham??

    Thanks for the heads up and the pics.

  • Shawn

    While this one is certainly good, you missed the boat on the guy that parked on the gas lines at royal terrace apartments.

  • SUSAN

    THEY NEED TO WRITE TICKETS FOR NO CAR SEATS TOO IF THEY SAT IN THAT PARKING LOT AND JUST WATCH THE ONES GOING IN THE ABC STORE,I KNOW I USE TO WORK AT THAT ONE

  • TDL

    There is no excuse for people parking in Fire Lanes. You can see it in every shopping center or strip mall. TICKET AND
    TOW!

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