HalifaxTalk: Lots of cops at First Baptist Church this morning..
So far, these four things I know are true.
- It’s great to see that the entire law enforcement community comes together to help on a stolen purse case for any of our regular citizens.
- We haven’t seen this much of a police presence since some forgettable rap “artist” performed in town.
- Alterations&McWhacky hasn’t been this scared since she called the cops about the peaceful Woodson Hughes protest.
- The Usual Suspects haven’t came in and started blaming this on Obama or Bush (yet).
I’m sure we’ll be adding to this Breaking News (or ThreadSpotting) very soon as this heinous crime will be investigated by the South Boston Police, the Halifax County Sheriff’s Office, the Virginia State Police, The Federal Bureau of Investigation, The Department of Homeland Security and Ben Matlock.
Update #1: Oh hell, go read it for yourself. It’s getting hilarious as we all count the number of police officers that were or were not there.
Update #2: Could it get any McWhackier? You better believe it. According to OfferingAlterations, I am a Predator and a Conspirator trying to gain information to case blatant harm. I guess she didn’t want it known that she was the one who called the cops about the peaceful Woodson Hughes rally. By the way, I wasn’t the one to come up with the McWhacky name.
Update #3: This article got 13 hits from HalifaxTalk Not-So-Private Messages on Tuesday. Thanks for whispering about SouthsideCentral! Special Thanks go out to Not-So-Private Message #79778… and you said you’d never read SouthsideCentral. Looks otherwise, eh? :D”