Pants across yo’ face, pants across yo’ face, gonna go to jail for slappin’ pants across yo’ face.
From our friends at the Eden (NC) Police Department…
On Friday, January 22, 2010, Justin Michael Sanders of 817 Klyce Street, Eden, N.C., was arrested on a warrant service that charged him with Assault and Communication Threats. According to the warrants, Sanders unlawfully and willfully did assault and strike Bobby Sanders by flipping over the chair he was sitting in, slapping him with a pair of pants and hitting him about the face with his fist. The second warrant alleges, he unlawfully and willfully did threaten to physically injure the person of Bobby Sanders by verbally stating that he would be coming back in a couple of days to finish the job and the threat was made in a manner and under circumstances which would cause a reasonable person to believe that the threat was likely to be carried out and the person threatened believed that the threat would be carried out. Sanders was released on a $1,500 unsecured bond and he is scheduled to appear in Wentworth District Court on February 5, 2010.
Yep, assault by slapping a guy with a pair of pants. Dumbass.