Thanks go to Neal Boortz’s “Boortz Blast” for pointing out this bizarre one.
I Heart Guts — Plush Uterus safety recall
Don’t you just hate it when your ovaries break off and they become a potential choking hazard? I can’t publish this posting without a quote from the recall notice…
If the plush uterus is being used by a young child, please remove it immediately.
That’s advice that every parent should follow, people. 
Also, if you have plush prostate, stop taking Levitra and call your doctor immediately.
OMG! I am in gag gift heaven. These plush guts are hilarious. I’m glad you found them.
oh i thought this was going to be about adrian beltre (3rd baseman for the mariners) who is sidelined with a bruised testicle!
“If your plush uterus is NOT accessible to young children, and you wish to keep your beloved uterus, you may opt-out via email. Please send an email to the address below with the subject line, “UTERUS OPT OUT”.”
Weird. Just weird.