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Perhaps she was just taking a nap?

Let’s bring out a “Say, That’s Odd” incident that happened over in Henry County on Wednesday afternoon…

“It is a personnel matter”

Those words usually aren’t too promising when it comes to a school superintendent…

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Thumbs! (10/3/2013)

We know what’s happening (most of the time) and we’ve got Thumbs! to throw around. Shall we?

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Meet the new mall…

…same as the old mall. Except for 20% less stores, of course. Less Stores! More Space!

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He’s not a child molester…

… it’s just all because of a sleep disorder! What the hell?

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Thumbs! (9/27/2013)

Fonzie may be famous for his Thumbs!, but we know how to use our Thumbs! better…

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Hey John Cannon, Chris Lumsden & Ted Bennett?

If you want $5000 for lobbying purposes, write the damn check yourself instead of trying to get taxpayers’ money. Trust me, you won’t miss it.

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60th District House Race – Update #1

This one isn’t going to take long to analyze…

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16th District House Race – Update #1

We’re going to slide back into the election season as we take a look at a race that has no incumbent.

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Moonshine is being made in Franklin County!

Who knew? Maybe we need to start a category on obvious things that make headlines. Anyway, this one has a South Boston connection…

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Why stop at only 70 convictions…?

… when you can almost double that number in one day?

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A home invasion, a house fire and a punching bag.

Say, That’s Odd. Something just ain’t right with this story…

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The Pussy (Cat) Controversy

Are you ready for a person who’s offended just for the sake of being offended?

Me neither, but here we go anyway…

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We’re not merging, we’re just sorta merging.

LifePoint continues to add to their medical specialty of DoubleTalk…

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Thumbs! (9/15/2013)

You’ve got Thumbs! to the left, Thumbs! to the right, and we’re the only Thumber in town…

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“You’re Retired!”

That rhymes with “You’re Fired!”, but it’s a nicer way to say it. The dysfunctional Pittsylvania County Board of Supervisors seems to have struck again.

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Dumbass Of The Day! (9/10/2013)

It’s been a long while since we featured a Dumbass Of The Day… but we’ve got a good one for you today.

Paging Nurse Creepy…

We’re all glad it’s now EX-Nurse Creepy…

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Now that’s how to get a raise…

What does a guy who manages a business that’s lost money every year get when he goes into salary negotiations? How about a $51,000 raise and a $51,000 bonus?!

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Halifax County’s $60,000 Prizery Question

South Boston/Halifax County’s The Prizery got a no-interest $60,000 loan last year from Halifax County. It’s time to repay the loan and it looks like The Prizery doesn’t have the money.

WOW! Didn’t see that one coming…

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14th District House Race – Update #1

Let’s take a look at the upcoming 14th District House of Delegates race. We’re got Danville’s Danny Marshall, a long-time incumbent, facing Danville’s Vice-Mayor Gary Miller. There’s also comic relief in the race but we’ll get to that later…

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Bucket-O-Irony: Stop the Violence!

A Charlotte, NC man tried to rob a convenience store last week. This Bucket-O-Irony story only goes downhill and more bizarre from there, folks.

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Even I cannot say what I want to say…

…on this Greensboro News & Record story where the “Comments have been disabled.” You’ll soon see why.

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Time Machine: (Race) Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Today, we’re going to do something to the local race pimping community that rarely happens. We’re going to look back at a “developing situation” that they showcased and see what was accomplished. It’s time to hop into the SouthsideCentral Time Machine.

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If it smells like gang activity…

… it just might be. We’ll be watching this case closely as it develops. (We actually may be reading about it soon, since the Register & Bee reads SouthsideCentral)

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