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What do you do if you’re frustrated because you don’t have power at your house? Give some utility workers the finger and throw tree limbs in the road!

Thanks to the Rockingham County Sheriff’s Department for sending out these photos…

Let’s see if you’re as confused as I am after reading this police report.

The signs say “Road Closed” for a reason.

What do you get when you combine a holiday tradition and a fairy tale over in Rockingham County?
Hint: You know it’s going to be a funny story when the last line is “Alcohol was a contributing factor in this incident”.

Now there’s one way to make them sit down and shut up… and maybe make them pee on themselves, but who cares about that?

The Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office is reporting some quite juvenile vandalism.

Dumbass-Gebra: (Trailer Park + Cell Phone + Threat to the President) X (Deputy + Secret Service agent) = Tasering
Let’s go over to Stoneville, NC to meet today’s honoree.

This one’s from the SouthsideCentral coverage area! Yay!

What happens when you have a liquor still on your back porch? Dumbasses. Like father, like son.

When we get something wrong, we have no problem mocking ourselves at our own Fail. We’ve got no regrets in announcing our own Fail on this one.

What’s stupider? Hanging yourself in jail or failing to hang yourself in jail?

Three incidents in 24 hours make for a lot of press releases…

…this time in Rockingham County, NC.