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ReportCard! – Elected School Boards

Some people look forward to getting their grades when the report cards come out. Others hope that the dog eats them.

In this new feature, we’ll take a category or group of things and grade the items on the standard A to F scale. I think the elected school boards in the regions that we [...]

The Reidsville Review Review Review

Richard Moore’s back and he’s still full of his excellent snark!

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The law doesn’t apply to me.

Or something like that. Hoo boy, it’s “Make Your Own Grand Jury” over in Rockingham County, NC.

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Thumbs! (12/02/2013)

Now that Thanksgiving holiday is over, we’ve got a stack of Thumbs! Let’s give them out…

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Why stop at only 70 convictions…?

… when you can almost double that number in one day?

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“Submitted”… by an idiot.

There’s a reason that there’s no byline on this “story”, folks.

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Who’s #1? – Biggest Job Announcement Busts – Part #1

SouthsideCentral has been working on a countdown of the biggest job busts that have been announced in the Southside Region in the last few years. I know I’ve missed a lot of them, but I’ve got eight of them all snarked up ready to go. Let’s get it started with #8, #7 and #6…

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TYOB!: This weekend’s events!

If you stay at home this weekend, you’ve got nobody to blame but yourself.

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Dumbass of the Day! (9/25/10)

SouthsideCentral’s still alive, folks! Let’s get back on the board with a DotD…

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Eden man drowns in Mayo River

We’ve got a tragic story from Rockingham County (NC).

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Officer, I killed my family. NOT!

Bizzaro World comes to Rockingham County, NC.

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Dumbass of the Day! (2/8)

What do you do if you’re frustrated because you don’t have power at your house? Give some utility workers the finger and throw tree limbs in the road!

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Rockingham County (NC) road flooding photos

Thanks to the Rockingham County Sheriff’s Department for sending out these photos…

Try and keep up with this one.

Let’s see if you’re as confused as I am after reading this police report.

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Dumbass of the Day! (11/12)

The signs say “Road Closed” for a reason.

Dumbass of the Day: Trick or Treat meets Goldilocks!

What do you get when you combine a holiday tradition and a fairy tale over in Rockingham County?

Hint: You know it’s going to be a funny story when the last line is “Alcohol was a contributing factor in this incident”.

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Student zapped with Taser at McMichael High School

Now there’s one way to make them sit down and shut up… and maybe make them pee on themselves, but who cares about that?

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Take THAT, you mean ol’ school buses!

The Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office is reporting some quite juvenile vandalism.

Dumbass of the Day! (9/3)

Dumbass-Gebra: (Trailer Park + Cell Phone + Threat to the President) X (Deputy + Secret Service agent) = Tasering

Let’s go over to Stoneville, NC to meet today’s honoree.

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Dumbass of the Day! (8/27)

This one’s from the SouthsideCentral coverage area! Yay!

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Rockingham County Sheriff’s Office: Still-Busters!

What happens when you have a liquor still on your back porch? Dumbasses. Like father, like son.

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“Jail Fail” Fail.

When we get something wrong, we have no problem mocking ourselves at our own Fail. We’ve got no regrets in announcing our own Fail on this one.

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Jail Fail.

What’s stupider? Hanging yourself in jail or failing to hang yourself in jail?

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Busy days for the Rockingham County Sheriff’s Dept.

Three incidents in 24 hours make for a lot of press releases…

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Project Lifesaver comes through again…

…this time in Rockingham County, NC.

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