If you examine the headline of this article carefully, you can deduce that we’re in for a treat today.
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Although the Southside News & Views Facebook page is not part of the official SouthsideCentral brand, I am the administrator of the page and get article ideas & submissions from it. That’s where today’s Parking Jerk of the Day dishonoree comes from. Let’s take a look at what was sent in. […] As the SouthsideCentral reader said when they sent this photo in… “For old times sake”. It’s been a long while since we’ve had a Parking Jerk of the Day. Let’s go have some fun. […] It’s only January 3rd, but we’ve got candidate for Parking Jerks of the Year already. And you might notice that we’re using the plural form of the word “Jerk”. That’s right, we’ve got two for the price of one! […] Sadly, this is the end of the line for our journey through Reidsville’s (I’m out of unique ways to say dead) Pennrose Mall. We’ve just got a few more things to look at before we head through the exit doors. Let’s wrap this PhotoCentral series up with Part #7. […] It’s late at night and one of our terrific SouthsideCentral readers was at Danville’s Market Square shopping center. The parking lot was almost empty. I think you know what’s coming next. […] You post ’em, I’ll roast ’em. Let’s Funky Chicken! This one just came in less than an hour ago, folks. […] Let’s go to Danville Mall for today’s edition. […] My goodness! It’s been a while since we mocked to jerk parking habits shown by some in the SouthsideCentral region. Let’s leap to South Boston’s Walmart parking lot for today’s award recipient. […] It’s been way too long since we celebrated condemned a Parking Jerk of the Day. […] This Parking Jerk is looking out for #1. […] What’s better than getting the first parking space closest to the store?
That headline is misleading. We’ve got Parking JerkS… and they’re in the same place. […] We’re sneaking our Saturday Parking Jerk of the Day feature in under the wire. You can either look at the beautiful sunset or look at the horrible Parking Jerk… […] Hey, it’s a slow news week. But that’s never stopped a Parking Jerk!
Hey! We caught one red-handed! (No, Carol. It’s not you.) […] We’re heading to South Boston for today’s Parking Jerk. […] This is the boldest Parking Jerk ever.
Planet Fitness is becoming Planet Parking Jerks. […] Let’s go over the state line to Rockingham County for today’s award winner.
It’s late at night. It’s blurry. It’s Piggly Wiggly.
You may also call this feature “Pictures of Poorly Parked Cars”. We’re heading to Danville’s Dollar Tree. We can always find an award winner there.
They teach Driver’s Education at Danville’s George Washington High School. Apparently, they don’t teach Parking Education.
Danger lurks in the shadows of darkness. So do Parking Jerks.
The sun is shining. It’s a beautiful day. I smell a Parking Jerk submission…
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