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<\/p>\nHere we go again. Today, our (dis)honoree is coming to us from Lynchburg!<\/p>\n
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Let’s see what we have here…<\/p>\n
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Hmmmm. The driver of the blue car is putting air in his tires. The potential Parking Jerk has left their black SUV in an odd place and is nowhere around. Let’s think about this.<\/p>\n
OK. I’m going to handle this in the same way that Bob Barker used to do on “The Price Is Right” when the rangefinder was so very close to the actual retail price that you couldn’t really tell if it was in the winning zone. Let’s give him the prize anyway!<\/p>\n
Cue that WIN music! We’ve got a Parking Jerk of the Day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Here we go again. Today, our (dis)honoree is coming to us from Lynchburg!<\/p>\n
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