{"id":9801,"date":"2014-08-12T09:00:55","date_gmt":"2014-08-12T13:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=9801"},"modified":"2014-08-11T23:41:31","modified_gmt":"2014-08-12T03:41:31","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-8122014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/08\/12\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-8122014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (8\/12\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Keep those submissions coming, folks!<\/p>\n<p>In this Parking Jerk of the Day, the damn car looks like it&#8217;s laughing at us.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re heading to Danville Mall for this one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/D4rbynF.jpg?resize=637%2C634\" alt=\"\" width=\"637\" height=\"634\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That car deserves a punch right in that smirking face. 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