{"id":9756,"date":"2014-08-10T14:00:19","date_gmt":"2014-08-10T18:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=9756"},"modified":"2014-08-10T20:41:17","modified_gmt":"2014-08-11T00:41:17","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-8102014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/08\/10\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-8102014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (8\/10\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. The submissions are flowing in for this new feature. If you find a blatant Parking Jerk, take a photo and then click on the Contact Us! link at the top of the page. You&#8217;ll find our email address there. It&#8217;s southsidecentral (AT) southsidecentral (dot) com by the way. Feel free to add any details that you can. We&#8217;ll use as many as we can here.<\/p>\n<p>Today&#8217;s Parking Jerk of the day comes from Lynchburg, and it&#8217;s a bad one. That makes it a good one.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take a look at the photo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/DUCmS74.jpg?resize=640%2C420\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"420\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Although you might think that we have a Double Parking Jerk of the Day award, we&#8217;re going to assume that the truck is just stopped and the driver is admiring the jerkiness of the minivan.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;d like you to notice the &#8220;LCA&#8221; (Lynchburg Christian Academy) decal on our Parking Jerk &#8216;s vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>Thou Shalt Not Be A Parking Jerk of the Day.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. The submissions are flowing in for this new feature. If you find a blatant Parking Jerk, take a photo and then click on the Contact Us! link at the top of the page. You&#8217;ll find our email address there. It&#8217;s southsidecentral (AT) southsidecentral (dot) com by the way. 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It's been a long while since we've had a Parking Jerk of the Day. Let's go have some fun. This submission is from the strip center across from Walmart on Mt. Cross Road. I know\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Parking Jerk of the Day&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Parking Jerk of the Day","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/featurescentral\/parking-jerk-of-the-day\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/RMDbE0u.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/RMDbE0u.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/RMDbE0u.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/RMDbE0u.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":10253,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/09\/09\/parking-jerk-of-the-night-992014\/","url_meta":{"origin":9756,"position":2},"title":"Parking Jerk of the Night! (9\/9\/2014)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"September 9, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Danger lurks in the shadows of darkness. So do Parking Jerks. You can guess where this one's from. We give extra Parking Jerk style points for completely covering the fire door in the photo. 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