{"id":9749,"date":"2014-08-09T12:09:57","date_gmt":"2014-08-09T16:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=9749"},"modified":"2014-08-09T12:09:57","modified_gmt":"2014-08-09T16:09:57","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-892014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/08\/09\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-892014\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (8\/9\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s time for a new feature that has been popular on our Facebook and Instagram accounts. Everyone sees them and hates them. Now, you&#8217;ve got a way to help expose them.<\/p>\n<p>They&#8217;re parking jerks, and you&#8217;ve got a way to help expose them now. All you&#8217;ve got to do is take some photos and use the &#8220;Contact Us!&#8221; link up at the top of the page. Our email address is on that page. You&#8217;ll stay completely anonymous. Give us as much detail as you can and we&#8217;ll use as many of these as we can.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s kick it off with a South Boston one&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Somebody just had to get into Tailgator&#8217;s restaurant as fast as they could.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/f0I8ifc.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get a close look at that license plate so that you can see if you know the PJotD.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/p0xs4BI.jpg?resize=640%2C480\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The police were called and the guy talked his way out of a ticket by having somebody else move the truck to a legitimate parking spot.<\/p>\n<p>Who cares about that? 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