{"id":9498,"date":"2014-07-27T15:43:26","date_gmt":"2014-07-27T19:43:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=9498"},"modified":"2014-07-27T15:43:26","modified_gmt":"2014-07-27T19:43:26","slug":"weve-got-him-this-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/07\/27\/weve-got-him-this-time\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;ve got him this time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Unless we don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The worst (yet funniest) press release of the day from the Danville police department&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Danville man wanted for stalking has been arrested for a second time.<\/p>\n<p>Berkley Allen Furgurson was arrested in Pocahontas County, WV today. Provided he remains in custody and \/ or follows court orders pertaining to the extradition process, he will be brought back to VA to stand trial at a later date.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a title=\"\u201cBut\u2026but\u2026he lied to us!\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/07\/22\/but-but-he-lied-to-us\/\">It&#8217;s not like this hasn&#8217;t happened before, you know<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8644\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/05\/13\/breakdown-danville-school-board-election\/sclogo\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"120,120\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sclogo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8644\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?resize=120%2C120\" alt=\"sclogo\" width=\"120\" height=\"120\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unless we don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[58,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-danville","category-newscentral","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-2tc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5679,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/24\/14-year-old-shot-dead-in-danville-suspect-arrested\/","url_meta":{"origin":9498,"position":0},"title":"14-year-old shot dead in Danville, suspect arrested.","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"October 24, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Wow. What can you really say about this? From our friends at the Danville Police Department... A subject has been arrested in the shooting incident related to the homicide that occurred last night. Quayshuan Malik Woods age 18 has been charged with Use of a Firearm in Commission of a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Danville&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Danville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/danville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":9375,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/07\/16\/fun-with-danville-utilities\/","url_meta":{"origin":9498,"position":1},"title":"Fun With Danville Utilities!","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"July 16, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Another Danville Utilities employee arrested. Although I might not want to know the answer, I'll ask the question anyway. \"What's next?\" Here's the official statement that the Danville Police Department released today... A City of Danville Utilities Department employee was charged and arrested at the police department, following an investigation\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/CgP4uWR.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":5253,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/09\/08\/five-juveniles-arrested-in-danville-armed-robbery\/","url_meta":{"origin":9498,"position":2},"title":"Five juveniles arrested in Danville armed robbery","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"September 8, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Sigh... nothing really to say about this one. Danville police are reporting the arrest of five juveniles in an armed robbery Monday. The male victim reported that he was at the intersection of Locust Lane and Third Avenue when a burgundy colored Lexus occupied by five males pulled up beside\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Danville&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Danville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/danville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5084,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/20\/danville-police-arrest-purse-snatcher\/","url_meta":{"origin":9498,"position":3},"title":"Danville Police arrest purse-snatcher","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"August 20, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Now that's good police work! From a Danville Police dept. press release This morning at approximately 9:45AM, Danville Police arrested Daniel Ray Utterback age 26 of Danville for grand larceny from the person (VA Code 18.2-95), credit card fraud (VA Code 18.2-195), and credit card forgery (VA Code 18.2-172). Utterback\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Danville&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Danville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/danville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4697,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/18\/danville-police-arrest-another-19-year-old-in-shooting-case\/","url_meta":{"origin":9498,"position":4},"title":"Danville Police arrest another 19 year old in shooting case.","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"July 18, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"At 4:00 PM, Danville Police caught the second guy involved in last Saturday's shooting. Danville Police made a traffic stop at 4PM today and arrested DeAnthony McMoore (19) of Danville and charged him with shooting the 19-year-old male in the case. McMoore was charged with malicious wounding, use of a\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Breaking News&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Breaking News","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/breaking-news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4910,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/03\/danville-police-report-sunday-morning-abduction\/","url_meta":{"origin":9498,"position":5},"title":"Danville Police report Sunday morning abduction","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"August 3, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Breaking & Entering, Abduction and Domestic Assault & Battery charges for the \"alleged\" criminal... A Danville woman reported that Sunday morning at around 3:00AM, Cesar Betancourt (26) kicked through her front door and took her out of her residence located at 502 Holland Rd. 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