{"id":9452,"date":"2014-07-23T21:28:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T01:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=9452"},"modified":"2014-07-26T01:10:25","modified_gmt":"2014-07-26T05:10:25","slug":"clucked-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/07\/23\/clucked-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Clucked Off!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently, Martinsville has had enough of these mothercluckin’ chickens in the mothercluckin’ city.<\/p>\n

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Martinsville Bulletin writer Mickey Powell strikes again.<\/p>\n

Council plucks chicken ordinance<\/a><\/h4>\n

I’m counting six more chicken puns (including the headline but I’m not egg-sactly sure. One thing that I am sure of is that reporter Mickey Powell gets to the (white and dark) meat of any story that he works on.<\/p>\n

Somebody stop me!<\/p>\n

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Apparently, Martinsville has had enough of these mothercluckin’ chickens in the mothercluckin’ city.<\/p>\n

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