{"id":9445,"date":"2014-07-23T15:05:43","date_gmt":"2014-07-23T19:05:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=9445"},"modified":"2014-07-23T23:09:10","modified_gmt":"2014-07-24T03:09:10","slug":"the-rest-of-the-story-7232014","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/07\/23\/the-rest-of-the-story-7232014\/","title":{"rendered":"UPDATED: The Rest Of The Story &#8211; (7\/23\/2014)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, the &#8220;local media&#8221; (or even the Register &amp; Bee) won&#8217;t go in depth with details and fun facts about a story. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m starting a new feature category, because I believe I&#8217;ll be noticing these incidents much more.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE #1<\/strong>: This story was later assigned to reporter Allison Roberts who usually does a good job on her crime beat. Here, she gets statistics on kids left in hot cars that are immediately blown out of the water by our friend Lee Smallwood (who points out that the bathtub is statistically much more dangerous to children than a hot car). Our reporter also fails to check out <a href=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/w3qtEx7.png\" target=\"_blank\">yesterday&#8217;s weather summary that shows that the high temperature only got to 87 degrees<\/a>. Factchecking. A lost art.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p>Surprisingly, we&#8217;re not talking about the &#8220;local media&#8221; today. It&#8217;s only the Register &amp; Bee&#8230;<\/p>\n<h4><a href=\"http:\/\/www.godanriver.com\/news\/danville\/kids-in-hot-car-spur-police-investigation\/article_e35ebc5e-1282-11e4-917d-001a4bcf6878.html\">Kids in hot car spur police investigation<\/a><\/h4>\n<p>We can only blame &#8220;GoDanRiver Staff&#8221; for this one. Anyway, I had this story yesterday but didn&#8217;t really think it was worth much simply because no charges were filed and the children weren&#8217;t hurt. Yeah, it wasn&#8217;t a smart thing to do but it&#8217;s not like leaving a baby inside a car with the windows up. If charges had been filed then, I&#8217;d probably have ran a &#8220;Dumbass of the Day&#8221; article.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s just a few Fun Facts to complete &#8220;The Rest Of The Story&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Quite sadly yet hilariously, one of the people put their open beer bottle on top of the car before they went in. Hey now, give them credit. They didn&#8217;t want the kids drinking their beer.<\/li>\n<li>The police actually fingerprinted the beer bottle and took lots of photos making it look like a real crime scene.<\/li>\n<li>The beer was Bud Light Platinum (which should be a crime all by itself).<\/li>\n<li>Finally, the man involved in this came out of the building and saw the police presence. He then went back inside and watched from the windows for a while.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And there you have The Rest Of The Story. Be ready for a SouthsideCentral &#8220;Dumbass of the Day&#8221; article if charges are filed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"8644\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/05\/13\/breakdown-danville-school-board-election\/sclogo\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"120,120\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"sclogo\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?fit=120%2C120&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8644\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/sclogo.jpg?resize=120%2C120\" alt=\"sclogo\" width=\"120\" height=\"120\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes, the &#8220;local media&#8221; (or even the Register &amp; Bee) won&#8217;t go in depth with details and fun facts about a story. That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m starting a new feature category, because I believe I&#8217;ll be noticing these incidents much more.<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[106,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-rest-of-the-story","category-updated","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-2sl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":6358,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/02\/jeff-clark-starts-independent-campaign-for-5th-district-house-seat\/","url_meta":{"origin":9445,"position":0},"title":"UPDATED: Jeff Clark starts Independent campaign for 5th District House seat","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"February 2, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"The field gets even more crowded. Catherine Amos, reporter with the Danville Register & Bee, will have an article on this in Wednesday's newspaper. UPADTE: The story's online now. Honestly, I know nothing about Jeff Clark except what's on his website. More to come on this developing story. UPDATE: Here's\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13043,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2015\/06\/16\/rottenreporting-the-10000000-mistake\/","url_meta":{"origin":9445,"position":1},"title":"UPDATED: RottenReporting: The $10,000,000 Mistake","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 16, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"UPDATE: The Register & Bee corrected the article within two hours of this article being published. Behold the power of SouthsideCentral. 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Let's change the pace up and look at some things you wouldn't see unless you were there. Only on SouthsideCentral, folks! \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 And there you go...\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;BonusCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"BonusCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/bonuscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/dOPmfOF.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/dOPmfOF.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/dOPmfOF.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/dOPmfOF.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":14587,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2015\/11\/27\/thumbs-112715\/","url_meta":{"origin":9445,"position":3},"title":"Thumbs! (11\/27\/15)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"November 27, 2015","format":false,"excerpt":"What? Five weeks since our last Thumbs! article? Let's get that fixed right now. UP! is good. DOWN! is bad. That's easy enough to remember. Let's bring on the Big Board! Thumbs UP! to Michelle Bush and Embracing Danville's Positives! Michelle is a person filled with unbridled optimism, and she\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Thumbs!&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Thumbs!","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/featurescentral\/thumbs\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/7aTEWad.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":16112,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/01\/28\/the-heresy-of-moonshiners\/","url_meta":{"origin":9445,"position":4},"title":"The Heresy of Moonshiners?","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"January 28, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"The R&B's Mike Livingston is a good crime reporter and I'm not tagging him with RottenReporting on this one. 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