{"id":88943,"date":"2018-05-23T12:34:02","date_gmt":"2018-05-23T16:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=88943"},"modified":"2018-05-23T12:34:05","modified_gmt":"2018-05-23T16:34:05","slug":"parking-jerk-of-the-day-5-23-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/23\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-5-23-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Parking Jerk of the Day! (5\/23\/18)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If we&#8217;re going to get SouthsideCentral back up to speed, then we have to do a PJotD!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This one was submitted from the parking lot at the Centerville Food Lion in South Boston. Let&#8217;s see what we have.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"88944\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/23\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-5-23-18\/resized_20180521_182923-990916143\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/resized_20180521_182923-990916143.jpg?fit=720%2C960&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,960\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"resized_20180521_182923-990916143.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/resized_20180521_182923-990916143.jpg?fit=640%2C853&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-88944 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/7QZKkme.jpg?resize=640%2C853&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"640\" height=\"853\" data-temp-aztec-id=\"e06806c0-3996-40c9-b28c-7621c8f3ae40\"><\/p>\n<p>Oh my. Let&#8217;s look at the criteria&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Completely within the No Parking diagonal lines.<\/li>\n<li>A Secondary Parking Jerk in the fire lane in the background of the photo. Double Parking Jerks are rare!<\/li>\n<li>Bonus points are awarded to the submitter for not even having to get out of their vehicle to take the photo.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The judges are unanimous on this one. We&#8217;ve got ourselves TWO Parking Jerks of the Day!<\/p>\n<p>More coming up on SouthsideCentral!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"88946\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2018\/05\/23\/parking-jerk-of-the-day-5-23-18\/vihbqd8-1596692921\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vihbqd8-1596692921.jpg?fit=633%2C584&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"633,584\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"vihbqd8-1596692921.jpg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/vihbqd8-1596692921.jpg?fit=633%2C584&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-88946 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/1Wn3zNC.jpg?resize=633%2C584&#038;ssl=1\" width=\"633\" height=\"584\"><\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If we&#8217;re going to get SouthsideCentral back up to speed, then we have to do a PJotD!<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":88948,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-88943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/fr6n5xa.jpg?fit=383%2C287&ssl=1","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-n8z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":14830,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/01\/03\/parking-jerks-of-the-day-1316\/","url_meta":{"origin":88943,"position":0},"title":"Parking Jerks Of The Day! 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