{"id":8419,"date":"2014-03-26T15:00:50","date_gmt":"2014-03-26T19:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=8419"},"modified":"2014-03-26T02:13:30","modified_gmt":"2014-03-26T06:13:30","slug":"thine-holy-nuclear-fireball","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/03\/26\/thine-holy-nuclear-fireball\/","title":{"rendered":"Thine Holy Nuclear Fireball?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;God said Nuke &#8217;em&#8221; was the other headline I was considering using. Anyway, let&#8217;s look at a &#8220;letter to the editor&#8221; that contains a quite bizarre analogy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/yourgv.com\/index.php\/opinion\/letters-to-the-editor\/9996-letters-to-the-editor-march-19\" target=\"_blank\">Gazette-Virginian &#8211; LETTERS TO THE EDITOR: March 19<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Let&#8217;s focus on the top one which was designed to announce the National Day of Prayer event at the Halifax County High School on May 1st. The letter goes hilariously off-track with some paragraphs that sort of equate a nuclear bomb to prayer. Honestly, I&#8217;m lost after this. The letter gets back on track at the end by saying that prayer is the most powerful weapon.<\/p>\n<p>I love letters to the editor like this. 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