{"id":8415,"date":"2014-03-25T15:00:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T19:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=8415"},"modified":"2014-03-25T15:00:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T19:00:15","slug":"time-machine-happy-trails-web-parts-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/03\/25\/time-machine-happy-trails-web-parts-again\/","title":{"rendered":"Time Machine: Happy Trails, Web Parts (Again)!"},"content":{"rendered":"

We’re going to hop into the SouthsideCentral Time Machine. If you need aspirin or batteries, I suggest you get them now. They’re not going to be for sale in vending machines where we’re going.<\/p>\n

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Push that red button marked “Job Bust”, please…<\/p>\n

Web Parts still looking for trained workers<\/a><\/h3>\n

Welcome to August 2013. Don’t worry, Brad Mainland is still coming back to Danville and he’ll finish the construction on his new building. The restaurant will be good to go and his vending machines will be stocked with everything that you’ll need for a downtown Danville shopping trip. As you well know, shoppers and visitors to downtown Danville need things like aspirin and batteries. Brad Mainland’s plans for Danville have just been misconstrued. He’s really going to create 200 jobs with his computer company. Just let him and his wife have their baby and he’ll be back in town to make everything sparkly with rainbows! Let’s go back to the present, shall we?<\/p>\n

That was a quick trip. Hey look, we got NOTHIN’! The economic development folks have retaken Mainland’s building because he didn’t make the payments on it. I’m shocked. Shocked, I say! This was a total piece of horsecrap from the beginning and this guy fleeced the area for loads of money. WE CALLED IT<\/a>!<\/p>\n

This entire process was horsecrap from the beginning yet people still believed that this jerk was going to pull off his ridiculous promises and ideas. He knew what he was doing, folks. He took advantage of an economically depressed area and a Tobacco Commission that hands out cash like it was candy. I’d love to get any economic development person to interview on this but they seem to have no comment. Wow. Didn’t see that one coming. Maybe they’ll be able to catch Brad Mainland and at least get some of the money back or park his sleazy con-man butt in prison for his lies.<\/p>\n

Or just maybe he’s going to get away with this after all…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We’re going to hop into the SouthsideCentral Time Machine. If you need aspirin or batteries, I suggest you get them now. They’re not going to be for sale in vending machines where we’re going.<\/p>\n

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