{"id":8411,"date":"2014-03-25T12:26:10","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T16:26:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=8411"},"modified":"2014-03-25T12:34:43","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T16:34:43","slug":"the-best-whiny-weather-weasel-excuse-of-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/03\/25\/the-best-whiny-weather-weasel-excuse-of-the-season\/","title":{"rendered":"The best Whiny Weather Weasel excuse of the season&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re wrong, blame it on God and then whine for sympathy.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take a look at one of the multitude of amateur weather forecaster that the internet has crapped out for us.<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncpiedmontweather.com\/2014\/03\/25\/snow-moving-into-area-through-1pm\/\" target=\"_blank\">NC Piedmont Weather: SNOW MOVING INTO AREA THROUGH 1PM<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>We&#8217;ll skip the part where this guy has made 17,243 changes to his latest forecast and finally decided that it&#8217;s going to snow (while it is snowing). Let&#8217;s jump to this Whine-O-Rama&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I am not perfect nor have I ever claimed to be so as said before IF this storm does not meet what I was calling for cut me a little slack. I have called the 5 storms before this one with pretty good accuracy so everyone misses systems sometimes and it is just God\u2019s way of keeping us humble. With that, I also want to say thank you to my fans that have been overwhelmingly supportive and uplifting because without you it would be difficult to forecast among the naysayers.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Oh shut up and own your mistakes, can&#8217;t you? I&#8217;ve been holding off all winter long from blasting these people who look at weather models from 14 days out and make horrible predictions&#8230; then they conveniently ignore all the wrong guesses that they make and keep going on. I&#8217;m also sick of their fanbase that&#8217;s gullible enough to not realize how wrong these people are most of the time. That fanbase then continues on to worship the partly-cloudy ground that happens to have 2 inches of snow on it.<\/p>\n<p>This whinefest just finally made my head explode. I make wrong predictions at times and I have no problem admitting that I was wrong. It&#8217;s painful but I don&#8217;t blame others and call them poopieheads for pointing out that I blew it.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. 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