This is what happens when you dry up, people…<\/p>\n
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Martinsville just can’t catch a break. They should at least have a Big Chair Bonfire to send it off in style.<\/p>\n
The only “scandal” we’ve got here is who decided to send the Big Chair to its final resting place. Yeah, we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel to make a scandal out of this story.<\/p>\n
I got nothin’ here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is what happens when you dry up, people…<\/p>\n
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