It’s been a long while since we’ve had a DOTD but anytime a former state trooper robs a bank, we’ve got to use that title…<\/p>\n
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It’s rather clear that mental health issues were involved in this incident, but buying a $54,000 car with the money? That moves it into DOTD territory. It’s almost as good as those dumbasses from Charlotte who stole the armored car money and ridiculously spent the loot.<\/p>\n
Say it with me, folks. Dumbass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s been a long while since we’ve had a DOTD but anytime a former state trooper robs a bank, we’ve got to use that title…<\/p>\n
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A few minutes before 3 p.m. today, Rockingham County Middle School Resource Officer, Deputy Shane Bullins was notified of a situation in the parking lot of the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "NewsCentral"","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7896,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2013\/09\/10\/dumbass-of-the-day-9102013\/","url_meta":{"origin":8127,"position":3},"title":"Dumbass Of The Day! (9\/10\/2013)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"September 10, 2013","format":false,"excerpt":"It's been a long while since we featured a Dumbass Of The Day... but we've got a good one for you today. Vandalism, burglary at carwash ends in arrest Oh yeah, nobody will get suspicious when you pay for your Walmart basket in all quarters. 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