{"id":8114,"date":"2013-11-17T19:14:22","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T00:14:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=8114"},"modified":"2013-11-17T19:14:22","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T00:14:22","slug":"quickhits-11172013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2013\/11\/17\/quickhits-11172013\/","title":{"rendered":"QuickHits! (11\/17\/2013)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a long while since we&#8217;ve done a QuickHits article. QuickHits articles feature Quick articles &amp; thoughts that we Hit Quickly. Get it? Right.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s Quickly Hit the QuickHits&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Hear that sound of lips smacking? It came from Eric Deaton&#8217;s ass when <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godanriver.com\/news\/danville\/article_ebfdc13a-4e5f-11e3-b3a0-001a4bcf6878.html\" target=\"_blank\">the Register &amp; Bee printed a feature article<\/a> on How Great He Art.<\/li>\n<li>Is it really worth <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godanriver.com\/news\/danville\/article_487b9c00-4e2b-11e3-8f0c-001a4bcf6878.html\" target=\"_blank\">a grand-reopening celebration<\/a> if you were never closed and half of your mall is vacant?<\/li>\n<li>How much do you want to bet that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.news-record.com\/news\/crime\/article_8e97b130-4f87-11e3-9d69-001a4bcf6878.html\" target=\"_blank\">this home invasion<\/a> had something to do with drug activity?<\/li>\n<li>Alleged <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myrtlebeachonline.com\/2013\/11\/14\/3836970\/myrtle-beach-woman-charged-with.html\" target=\"_blank\">Myrtle Beach prostitutes are NOT beautiful<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Those are the hits, and that was quick!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a long while since we&#8217;ve done a QuickHits article. 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