{"id":8111,"date":"2013-11-15T20:22:09","date_gmt":"2013-11-16T01:22:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=8111"},"modified":"2013-11-15T20:22:09","modified_gmt":"2013-11-16T01:22:09","slug":"you-sure-this-isnt-a-suicide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2013\/11\/15\/you-sure-this-isnt-a-suicide\/","title":{"rendered":"You sure this isn&#8217;t a suicide?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. Didn&#8217;t see this one coming. (Not.)<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"www.martinsvillebulletin.com\/article.cfm?ID=39895\" target=\"_blank\">Purdy&#8217;s death ruled a homicide<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>So let me get this straight&#8230; Authorities don&#8217;t believe that somebody burns themselves down to the bones while sitting in a car on the county line?<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it had something to do with the fact that <a href=\"www.martinsvillebulletin.com\/article.cfm?ID=39862\" target=\"_blank\">her &#8220;very good friend&#8221; that she was &#8220;known to be with&#8221; that&#8217;s &#8220;not her husband&#8221; is still &#8220;missing&#8221;<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m betting that I know who the prime suspect is in this case, folks.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m betting that you can probably guess who it would be too.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. 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Stoneleigh to hit auction block I've been inside this mansion and it's simply beautiful. You can take a look at some of the interior photos at the auction's website. I'm betting that the property goes for well over the starting price.","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Henry County&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Henry County","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/henry-county\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/HAvBqE4.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/HAvBqE4.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/HAvBqE4.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/i.imgur.com\/HAvBqE4.jpg?resize=700%2C400 2x"},"classes":[]},{"id":28367,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2016\/05\/25\/randomthoughts-52616\/","url_meta":{"origin":8111,"position":1},"title":"RandomThoughts! 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Dan Sleeper, Pittsylvania County administrator, retires I've got absolutely no proof that Dan Sleeper was fired by that board of idiots, but let's get real.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5881,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/26\/american-municipal-power-shuts-down-new-energy-plant-construction\/","url_meta":{"origin":8111,"position":3},"title":"American Municipal Power shuts down new energy plant construction","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"November 26, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"You may be saying \"So what?\", but this has some current Southside Virginia implications and makes me really wonder about the Mega-Park. AMP, city abandon plant plan I'm betting that Martinsville will be hung out to dry on their investments here, but that's not my biggest concerns with this news.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;BusinessCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"BusinessCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/businesscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":8176,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2014\/02\/09\/time-machine-is-he-still-missing\/","url_meta":{"origin":8111,"position":4},"title":"Time Machine: Is he still missing?","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"February 9, 2014","format":false,"excerpt":"Normally when we hop in the SouthsideCentral Time Machine, we go back at least a few years. Not today, kids. We're going back about two months to a Halifax County missing person search that seems to have gone missing itself... 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