{"id":8063,"date":"2013-10-30T20:00:22","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T00:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=8063"},"modified":"2013-10-30T19:25:11","modified_gmt":"2013-10-30T23:25:11","slug":"a-robbery-in-the-name-of-the-lord","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2013\/10\/30\/a-robbery-in-the-name-of-the-lord\/","title":{"rendered":"A robbery in the name of the Lord?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What Would Jesus Do? I dunno&#8230; but it probably wouldn&#8217;t be to rob somebody after preaching the gospel.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.journalnow.com\/news\/local\/article_099203ea-410a-11e3-973d-0019bb30f31a.html\" target=\"_blank\">Woman forced to drive to ATM, withdraw money<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m smelling a Joke-Off here&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Jesus said &#8220;Stick &#8217;em up!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s all OK if the robber gives 10% to the church.<\/li>\n<li>We won&#8217;t have to pray for him, we&#8217;ll just read the tract he gave us.<\/li>\n<li>Well, that&#8217;s one commandment broken&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Will the police get a &#8220;confession&#8221;?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Now who&#8217;s going to hell over this one? Yeah, probably SouthsideCentral.<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Would Jesus Do? 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