It’s been a long while since we featured a Dumbass Of The Day… but we’ve got a good one for you today.<\/p>\n
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Oh yeah, nobody will get suspicious when you pay for your Walmart basket in all quarters.<\/p>\n
Enjoy your time in jail. Dumbass.<\/p>\n
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