{"id":7855,"date":"2013-09-01T23:14:20","date_gmt":"2013-09-02T03:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=7855"},"modified":"2013-09-01T23:14:20","modified_gmt":"2013-09-02T03:14:20","slug":"southsides-worst-obituary-photo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2013\/09\/01\/southsides-worst-obituary-photo\/","title":{"rendered":"Southside&#8217;s Worst Obituary Photo&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; well, so far that I&#8217;ve ever seen. I&#8217;m sadly sure there will be some that top this one.<!--more-->Out of (what little is left after this article publishes) respect, I&#8217;m not going to publish the guy&#8217;s name or location. 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