Freeway Drive, N. Scales detour ramp<\/a><\/p>\nIf you’re not familiar with the area of Reidsville NC, you’d have no idea where you’d need to detour to or how to get around this persistently & consistently troublesome construction zone after reading this story. However, I’m quite familiar with the area and now I have absolutely no idea what in the hell they’re trying to say with this masterpiece rewriting of a press release from the NC Department of Transportation.<\/p>\n
Yes, the Reidsville Review has made the NC Department of Transportation even more confusing. That’s a major accomplishment.<\/p>\n
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There’s a reason that there’s no byline on this “story”, folks.<\/p>\n
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