{"id":7240,"date":"2010-09-08T23:28:09","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T03:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=7240"},"modified":"2010-09-08T23:28:09","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T03:28:09","slug":"these-four-things-i-know-are-true-9810","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/09\/08\/these-four-things-i-know-are-true-9810\/","title":{"rendered":"These four things I KNOW are true\u2026 (9\/8\/10)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see what the Light-O-Knowledge shines down upon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>These four things I KNOW are true!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.newsadvance.com\/news\/2010\/sep\/08\/3\/suspected-blue-ridge-parkway-shooter-handed-federa-ar-495363\/\" target=\"_blank\">You can get away with murder (if the feds charge you instead)<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.newsadvance.com\/news\/2010\/sep\/08\/nellysford-man-arrested-charged-after-police-find--ar-491992\/\" target=\"_blank\">Mowing down your marijuana crop with a stolen bushhog isn&#8217;t very smart<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.godanriver.com\/news\/2010\/sep\/07\/hendrix-named-danvilles-pio-ar-491148\/\" target=\"_blank\">$52,883 isn&#8217;t a bad minimum salary for Danville&#8217;s new Public Information Officer (nobody else has dared to mention the paygrade)<\/a>, and&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www2.godanriver.com\/news\/2010\/sep\/07\/danville-authorities-investigating-glen-oak-golf-c-ar-490328\/\" target=\"_blank\">Danville seems to have a problem with buildings that spontaneously combust at nighttime.<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see what the Light-O-Knowledge shines down upon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> [&#8230;]<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on get_the_excerpt --><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-know-are-true","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-1SM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7240"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7240\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}