{"id":7153,"date":"2010-07-22T23:30:56","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=7153"},"modified":"2010-07-22T23:30:56","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T03:30:56","slug":"these-four-things-i-know-are-true-72210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/07\/22\/these-four-things-i-know-are-true-72210\/","title":{"rendered":"These four things I KNOW are true&#8230; (7\/22\/10)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s kick off a new quickie feature at SouthsideCentral.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>This new feature called &#8220;&#8230;I KNOW are True!&#8221; pays homage to Max Kellerman&#8217;s opening to ESPN&#8217;s &#8220;Around The Horn&#8221; (I&#8217;m wondering if anybody remembers that). 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