{"id":7035,"date":"2010-06-19T00:17:54","date_gmt":"2010-06-19T04:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=7035"},"modified":"2010-06-19T00:17:54","modified_gmt":"2010-06-19T04:17:54","slug":"the-dangers-of-blowing-too-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/06\/19\/the-dangers-of-blowing-too-hard\/","title":{"rendered":"The dangers of blowing too hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey now, I&#8217;m talking about vuvuzelas! <\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/article-1287631\/The-dreaded-vuvuzela-claims-victim-Woman-bursts-windpipe-blowing-hard.html\" target=\"_blank\"><br \/>\nThe dreaded vuvuzela claims its first victim: Woman bursts her windpipe &#8216;by blowing too hard&#8217;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Those damned vuvuzela horns have irritated the crap out of me while I&#8217;ve watched the World Cup games. 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