{"id":6940,"date":"2010-05-24T23:21:22","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T03:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=6940"},"modified":"2010-05-24T23:21:22","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T03:21:22","slug":"come-on-in-just-ignore-the-dead-body-will-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/05\/24\/come-on-in-just-ignore-the-dead-body-will-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Come on in! Just ignore the dead body, will you?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I speak for everybody when I say &#8220;Ewwwwwww!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wdbj7.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=12526240\" target=\"_blank\">UPDATED: Roanoke Police investigate homicide<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>According to the warrant, officers went to the house of Lawrence Hall on Saturday after getting calls about a &#8220;strong odor&#8221; coming from inside.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yuck. Double Yuck. 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