Star News (WGSR)<\/a> did a little investigation after some Eden (NC) residents were taking about a disturbance at Eden’s City Hall last Friday night. <\/p>\nEden rents out its City Hall for parties and community get-togethers but this one got out of hand. The police came and shut the party down, but that’s when Demarcus Lee Kellam made a ver bad mistake by telling Deputy Police Chief Greg Light the above quote. He left the party. <\/p>\n
In handcuffs.<\/p>\n
Kellam was charged with Disorderly Conduct (because stupidity isn;t a crime). \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“F*** you, I ain’t leaving, and you can’t make me f***ing leave.” Needless to say, he left the party. <\/p>\n
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