{"id":6513,"date":"2010-03-05T23:02:24","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T04:02:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=6513"},"modified":"2010-03-05T23:02:24","modified_gmt":"2010-03-06T04:02:24","slug":"three-words-that-terrify-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/05\/three-words-that-terrify-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Three words that terrify me."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Governor Ward Armstrong. \ud83d\ude2f Aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee! No. No! NO!!! Make it stop!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/voices.washingtonpost.com\/virginiapolitics\/2010\/03\/post_624.html\" target=\"_blank\">House Minority Leader Armstrong looks to run statewide in 2013<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hadn&#8217;t heard this rumor. Or maybe I had, but I mentally blocked it out because I&#8217;d have nightmares. Dear Lord, please let this not be true. Please tell me this is really April Fools Day. Please tell me this is a glimpse of an alternate reality. Please tell me that I&#8217;ve crossed over into McWhackyWorld\u00a9. No. This can&#8217;t be true.<\/p>\n<p>Wait a second&#8230; this would be great for SouthsideCentral or anybody else who hates extreme-partisan politics. Can you imagine the amount of stuff we&#8217;d be able to write about? Mr. &#8220;I had a good idea and my bill got passed but I&#8217;m not attending the ceremony because the Governor&#8217;s a poopy-head and he won&#8217;t give me any candy!&#8221; running for statewide office? Gotta love it! Come to think about it, Ward Armstrong For President! Yay!<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Governor Ward Armstrong. \ud83d\ude2f Aaaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeee! No. No! NO!!! 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The 10th District is the section of Henry County west of Martinsville, all of Patrick County and 2\/3 of Carroll County. Ward Armstrong (D) is the incumbent with 18\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Henry County&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Henry County","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/henry-county\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4153,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/08\/campaigning-done-the-wrong-way\/","url_meta":{"origin":6513,"position":1},"title":"Campaigning done the wrong way","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 8, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"When the attendee list states \"Also present was Joyce Glaise, a former member of Danville City Council.\", you know your campaign is in trouble... Moran makes last push in area Chatmoss Country Club. Sponsored by Ward Armstrong. Attended by Ward Armstrong. Less than 10 people attend. Attended by Joyce Glaise.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Martinsville&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Martinsville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/martinsville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6766,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/04\/14\/ward-armstrongs-latest-publicity-stunt\/","url_meta":{"origin":6513,"position":2},"title":"Ward Armstrong&#8217;s latest publicity stunt","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"April 14, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Ward Armstrong must not have seen his name in the spotlight lately. Armstrong pays visit to Appalachian Does Armstrong really think that Appalachian Power really wants to disconnect customers? Sheesh. We all know that electricity bills were sky-high during the recent extremely cold winter However, if a customer has not\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;NewsCentral&quot;","block_context":{"text":"NewsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5686,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/10\/25\/endorsement-10th-district-delegate-race-no-endorsement\/","url_meta":{"origin":6513,"position":3},"title":"Endorsement: 10th District Delegate Race &#8211; NO Endorsement","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"October 25, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"How's that for an oxymoron of a headline? Anyway, voters have to make an unappetizing choice from this buffet. As we've said before... Ward Armstrong (D) is the incumbent House Minority Leader and that makes him a partisan hack by default. Partisan Yuck. 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