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From our friends at the Eden (NC) police department…<\/p>\n
On Sunday, February 28, 2010, Patrick Spencer Hamrick, pastor of Leaksville Methodist Church located at 603 Henry Street, Eden, N.C., reported that the music director went into her office and found what looked like human feces on the floor in front of her desk. The pastor reported that he had put out the bulletins on Friday around mid day and they were gone on this date. He also reported that a church member was taking out the trash and found a white male walking on the ground floor of the church. The church member spoke to the man, but he just kept walking and never answered. The investigation continues.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
We can’t make crap like this up, folks. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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