{"id":6477,"date":"2010-03-01T12:58:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-01T17:58:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=6477"},"modified":"2010-03-01T12:58:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-01T17:58:21","slug":"dumbass-of-the-day-31","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/01\/dumbass-of-the-day-31\/","title":{"rendered":"Dumbass of the Day! (3\/1)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know you&#8217;re not supposed to &#8220;blame the victim&#8221; in criminal cases, but this one makes it way too easy to do just that.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From our friends over at the Eden (NC) police department&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On Monday, February 22, 2010, Melissa Marie Craven of 1615 Ridge Avenue, Eden, N.C. reported that her 1997 Dodge Intrepid had been stolen during the night from the roadway in front of her residence.  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