{"id":6474,"date":"2010-03-02T20:16:09","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T01:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=6474"},"modified":"2010-03-02T20:16:09","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T01:16:09","slug":"theres-panic-in-the-streets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/02\/theres-panic-in-the-streets\/","title":{"rendered":"UPDATED: There’s Panic In the Streets!"},"content":{"rendered":"

The sheriff’s wife has had her purse stolen out of her car while it was parked at South Boston’s First Baptist Church. The South Boston Police Department & the Halifax County Sheriff’s Department are out in full force! We’ve got Breaking News & a ThreadSpotting all combined in one! Oh, this is going to be good…<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

HalifaxTalk: Lots of cops at First Baptist Church this morning..<\/a><\/p>\n

So far, these four things I know<\/em> are true.<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. It’s great to see that the entire law enforcement community comes together to help on a stolen purse case for any of our regular citizens.<\/li>\n
  2. We haven’t seen this much of a police presence since some forgettable rap “artist” performed in town.<\/li>\n
  3. Alterations&McWhacky<\/strong> hasn’t been this scared since she called the cops about the peaceful Woodson Hughes protest.<\/li>\n
  4. The Usual Suspects haven’t came in and started blaming this on Obama or Bush (yet).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    I’m sure we’ll be adding to this Breaking News (or ThreadSpotting) very soon as this heinous crime will be investigated by the South Boston Police, the Halifax County Sheriff’s Office, the Virginia State Police, The Federal Bureau of Investigation, The Department of Homeland Security and Ben Matlock.<\/p>\n

    \n

    Update #1<\/strong>: Oh hell, go read it for yourself. It’s getting hilarious as we all count the number of police officers that were or were not there.<\/p>\n

    \n

    Update #2<\/strong>: Could it get any McWhackier? You better believe it. According to OfferingAlterations<\/strong>, I am a Predator and a Conspirator trying to gain information to case blatant harm. I guess she didn’t want it known that she was the one who called the cops about the peaceful Woodson Hughes rally. By the way, I wasn’t the one to come up with the McWhacky name.<\/p>\n

    \n

    Update #3<\/strong>: This article got 13 hits from HalifaxTalk Not-So-Private Messages on Tuesday. Thanks for whispering about SouthsideCentral! Special Thanks go out to Not-So-Private Message #79778… and you said you’d never read SouthsideCentral. Looks otherwise, eh? \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The sheriff’s wife has had her purse stolen out of her car while it was parked at South Boston’s First Baptist Church. The South Boston Police Department & the Halifax County Sheriff’s Department are out in full force! We’ve got Breaking News & a ThreadSpotting all combined in one! Oh, this is going to be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[54,22,36,42,48],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-breaking-news","category-opinioncentral","category-south-boston","category-threadcentral","category-updated","odd"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pwqFk-1Gq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4580,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/08\/missing-halifax-county-womans-car-found\/","url_meta":{"origin":6474,"position":0},"title":"Missing Halifax County woman’s car found","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"July 8, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"It was found burned in Virgilina. Here's a press release from the Virginia State Police HALIFAX CO. \u2013 A burned vehicle discovered on farmland near Virgilina, Va., has been identified as belonging to the missing Halifax County woman, Hattie Gertrude Brown. Brown and her 2003 silver Volkswagen Jetta have been\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Breaking News"","block_context":{"text":"Breaking News","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/breaking-news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4436,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/30\/heres-the-official-statement-about-sunday-nights-halifax-fire\/","url_meta":{"origin":6474,"position":1},"title":"UPDATED: Here’s the official statement about Sunday night’s Halifax fire.","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 30, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"(Originally Published on: Jun 29, 2009 @ 18:52) Thanks go out to Halifax Fire Chief Dawson and Halifax Police Lieutenant Irby for getting this news release out. On June 28th at 9:14 pm, a passing motorist contacted Halifax County 9-1-1 to report a structure fire at the NAPA Auto Parts\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Breaking News"","block_context":{"text":"Breaking News","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/newscentral\/breaking-news\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4854,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/27\/todays-press-release-on-the-hattie-brown-case\/","url_meta":{"origin":6474,"position":2},"title":"Today’s press release on the Hattie Brown case","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"July 27, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Today, the State Police issued a press release regarding new development in the case of Hattie Brown (missing since May 16). The current reward poster is available at the end of this posting. RELATIVE OF MISSING HALIFAX COUNTY WOMAN CONSIDERED SUSPECT IN HER DISAPPERANCE Family Increases Reward for Arrest\/Conviction in\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Halifax County"","block_context":{"text":"Halifax County","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/halifax-county\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6410,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/14\/danville-police-help-out-halifax-county-sheriffs-office\/","url_meta":{"origin":6474,"position":3},"title":"UPDATED: Danville police help out Halifax County Sheriff’s Office","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"February 14, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Teamwork gets a bunch of idiot kids off the road and into jail. UPDATE: We've got the information from the Halifax County Sheriff's Office about how this incident started. From our friends at the Danville Police Department... Danville Police responded to a request for assistance reference a shots fired call\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "Danville"","block_context":{"text":"Danville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/danville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4273,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/06\/18\/halifax-county-national-night-out-august-4th\/","url_meta":{"origin":6474,"position":4},"title":"Halifax County National Night Out – August 4th","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 18, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"It looks like they have big plans this year... This year, they're moving the event over to the Halifax County Fairgrounds. The Halifax County Sheriff's Department, South Boston Police Department, Town of Halifax Police Department and the Virginia State Police will be the hosts for the event that gives \"residents\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "EventsCentral"","block_context":{"text":"EventsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/eventscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4560,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/07\/halifax-county-national-night-out-announces-guest-speaker\/","url_meta":{"origin":6474,"position":5},"title":"Halifax County National Night Out announces guest speaker","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"July 7, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Virginia State Police Deputy Superintendent LtC Robert Northern will speak at the event on Tuesday, August 4th. Northern has served as Major and Deputy Director in the Bureau of Field Operations. He's managed all aspects of statewide traffic and criminal law enforcement, motor vehicle safety inspection, motor carrier safety, and\u2026","rel":"","context":"In "EventsCentral"","block_context":{"text":"EventsCentral","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/eventscentral\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}