{"id":6459,"date":"2010-02-23T22:32:36","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T03:32:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=6459"},"modified":"2010-02-23T22:32:36","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T03:32:36","slug":"best-non-statement-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/02\/23\/best-non-statement-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best. Non-Statement. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Benson, the editor of the Danville Register &#038; Bee, asked the Danville Police department why they had a empty police car on Central Boulevard. 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It's stupid when Virginia Organizing does it, and it's just as stupid when Danville's Tea Party does it. Danville Tea Party protests EPA regulations at closed office (If you get the stupid Register & Bee paywall block, just reload the page and hit the stop\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Danville&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Danville","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/danville\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7054,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/06\/25\/breaking-news-danville-police-report-one-dead-one-wounded-in-shooting\/","url_meta":{"origin":6459,"position":1},"title":"BREAKING NEWS: Danville Police report one dead, one wounded in shooting.","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"June 25, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"We just got this from the Danville Police department... 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