…Every few minutes I would hear a few gunshots and car door slamming…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
We’ll wrap this up with the Obligatory Quote from Law Enforcement Authorities on situations like this…<\/p>\n
…early indications are that alcohol was involved…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
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