Pardon me while my head asplodes… The “M” in ATM stands for “MACHINE”, you idiots! You don’t say ATM MACHINE!<\/p>\n
Ok, back to the commentary. Wow, now this is breaking news… what’s that?<\/p>\n
The machine was installed at the end of November…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Pardon me as my head asplodes again. Thanks for that news update, R&B.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And it’s not even recent news!<\/p>\n
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