{"id":6335,"date":"2010-01-30T01:08:25","date_gmt":"2010-01-30T06:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=6335"},"modified":"2010-01-30T01:08:25","modified_gmt":"2010-01-30T06:08:25","slug":"i-quit-im-also-going-to-beat-the-snowstorm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/30\/i-quit-im-also-going-to-beat-the-snowstorm\/","title":{"rendered":"I quit. I’m also going to beat the snowstorm."},"content":{"rendered":"

They’re dropping like flies in Brookneal, folks.<\/p>\n

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First, you had people peeking through the windows at the Town Hall and wondering why it was closed<\/a>. Then you had the town’s police chief resign after being busted for shoplifting in Lynchburg. What else could go bad in Brookneal?<\/p>\n

The part-time town manager quits and leaves town before the snowfall hits<\/a>.<\/p>\n

I wonder if he made it out of town before he was stuck there for two more days. \ud83d\ude44 Last person out of Brookneal, turn off the lights. Please.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

They’re dropping like flies in Brookneal, folks.<\/p>\n

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