I’m probably going to get BBQ’d for this article, but hey… it’s my opinion!<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
So the first baby of the year is born in Halifax County, and the mother names the little girl “Zarieyah Ayahvi”. What the hell kind of name is that? I mean, it’s got some weird-ass accent marks that I’m not going to try and find out how to type, but the name looks like a set of Scrabble tiles that I would throw back into the box and pass my turn. <\/p>\n
I tried to look the name up to see what it meant at a website about baby names and got this result…<\/p>\n
The meaning of Zarieyah – Could not find the name Zarieyah in our database.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
The website probably exploded after putting that random string of letters in it. <\/p>\n
And it’s not like the poor kid will be able to use her middle name to avoid spelling issues… “Ayahvi”? Guess what I got from the baby name website on that one?<\/p>\n
The meaning of Ayahvi – Could not find the name Ayahvi in our database.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
BOOM again!<\/p>\n
I’ve got $20 for the next person that names their kid “QWERTYUIOP”. Based on that poor girl’s name, I might be paying out soon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I’m probably going to get BBQ’d for this article, but hey… it’s my opinion!<\/p>\n
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