HB53: Human tracking devices; unlawful use is a Class 1 misdemeanor.<\/a><\/p>\nYou will no longer have to fear that visit to the dentist! Well, yeah, it still might be painful, but he won’t be able to put that tracking device in your filling anymore. You know, like he did to Uncle Eddie! \ud83d\ude2f <\/p>\n
There are some other bizarre ones, and we’ll be featuring them this week. Not sure if we can top this one, but we’ll try.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
It’s almost General Assembly time, so that means we’ve already got bills prefiled. This one’s a doozy!<\/p>\n
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