Handgun issued to North Myrtle Beach public safety director stolen from his unlocked vehicle<\/a><\/p>\nThe headline says it all, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Let’s head to Myrtle Beach and find our Daily Dumbass!<\/p>\n
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