{"id":5985,"date":"2009-12-14T22:31:33","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T03:31:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5985"},"modified":"2009-12-14T22:31:33","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T03:31:33","slug":"threadspotting-hey-look-at-those-boobs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/14\/threadspotting-hey-look-at-those-boobs\/","title":{"rendered":"ThreadSpotting: &#8220;Hey, look at those Boobs!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not <em>those<\/em> boobs! I&#8217;m talking about the boobs that are talking in the thread.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>HalifaxTalk: <a href=\"http:\/\/halifaxtalk.com\/phpBB\/viewtopic.php?t=10596\" target=\"_blank\">Would you be a stripper for money?<\/a><br \/>\n(Ignore the fact that the thread&#8217;s in the politics section, please.)<\/p>\n<p>Darrin (of Clan Talbott) continues with his fascination about strip clubs with this simple poll. The Usual Suspects start to weigh in. Hilarity ensues. As soon as Mr. <strong>heel<\/strong> expresses his moral disapproval, Darrin (of Clan Talbott) comes up with a strategy that&#8217;s endorsed by elementary school playground participants&#8230; &#8220;Oh yeah, well you&#8217;re a preacher!&#8221; After he goes back to fingerpainting, some actual worthwhile discussion comes into play. Darrin (of Clan Talbott) does stick his head out the window later on and declare&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I&#8217;m going to be a pirate when I grow up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(This quote has been brought to you by the &#8220;I Can&#8217;t Make This Crap Up&#8221; Department)<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s good to know that he&#8217;s a long way from having to make that career choice. However, if Darrin (of Clan Talbott)&#8217;s Jolly Roger runs aground at the Riverdale Lighthouse, at least he&#8217;ll be able to walk home.<\/p>\n<p>But we digress&#8230; let&#8217;s go back to strippers! Let&#8217;s FastForward to the end of this ThreadSpotting with the famous &#8220;Things We&#8217;ve Learned From This Thread&#8221; rundown.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Atlanta had strip clubs back in the 18th century.<\/li>\n<li>Mr. <strong>heel&#8217;s <\/strong>sense of decency is so strong that not only does he avert his eyes whenever a good-looking woman appears on TV, he even ducks and covers whenever that woman in the Medicare Part D ads is shown in a hospital gown.<\/li>\n<li>Agnostics have feelings too!<\/li>\n<li>Unlike Jimmy Carter, Ms. <strong>ras<\/strong> has no lust in her heart.<\/li>\n<li>When the discussion moves to what actually happens in strip clubs, Darrin (of Clan Talbott)&#8217;s wife calls him home to fix supper for the kids and he&#8217;s never heard from in the thread again.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;The Wire&#8221; was a great TV show, but it wasn&#8217;t <em>that<\/em> great.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>All those boobs, so little action. 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