Let’s go over to Eden, NC for this bizarre police report…<\/p>\n
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From our friends at the Eden NC police department…<\/p>\n
On Thursday, December 10, 2009 at approximately 3:10 a.m., Audry Dantuono of 345 Walter Chambers reported a burglary. According to the reporting party, she and her husband were asleep when a black male entered their residence. The male subject identified himself as Clifford Aaron Perry and requesting to borrow twenty dollars. The couple honored his request and gave him twenty dollars. Upon receiving the money, the male subject exited the house and entered a Ford Explorer and left the premises. According to the investigating officer, there was no forcible entry. Entry was obtained through a unsecured side door. The investigation continues. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n
We do not recommend that you use this guy’s method in applying for a loan. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Let’s go over to Eden, NC for this bizarre police report…<\/p>\n
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