\u201cYou have these Horatio Alger, rags-to-riches-type drivers like Clint Bowyer. You have the antihero, Jesse James-type figures like Dale Earnhardt or Robby Gordon,\u201c<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
At least Jesse James won a few times, Mr. Miller.<\/p>\n
A master’s thesis can consist of conjecture and horsecrap. Who knew?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
And yet it still really sucks to watch. Boogity Boogity Boogity my ass.<\/p>\n
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