{"id":5868,"date":"2009-11-21T23:56:37","date_gmt":"2009-11-22T04:56:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5868"},"modified":"2009-11-21T23:56:37","modified_gmt":"2009-11-22T04:56:37","slug":"three-reasons-why-i-wont-give-a-damn-about-nascars-season-ending-banquet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/21\/three-reasons-why-i-wont-give-a-damn-about-nascars-season-ending-banquet\/","title":{"rendered":"Three reasons why I won’t give a damn about NASCAR’s season-ending banquet"},"content":{"rendered":"

These three things I KNOW are true… (let’s see if anybody gets that reference)<\/p>\n

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Caliendo tabbed to host Cup awards in Las Vegas<\/a><\/p>\n

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  1. Frank Caliendo (He’s not funny.)<\/li>\n
  2. David Gray (Who the hell is that?)<\/li>\n
  3. Some all-female electric string quartet (The world implodes with that force of suckiness.)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Please make this event go away quickly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    These three things I KNOW are true… (let’s see if anybody gets that reference)<\/p>\n

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