{"id":5852,"date":"2009-11-18T21:27:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-19T02:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5852"},"modified":"2009-11-18T21:27:11","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T02:27:11","slug":"poke-poke-poke-pokey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/18\/poke-poke-poke-pokey\/","title":{"rendered":"Poke&#8230;Poke&#8230;Poke&#8230;Pokey!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Shall we go over to Eden and take a look at a bizarre police case? Trust me, it&#8217;s worth the trip.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>From our friends at the Eden (NC) Police Department&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nOn Friday, November 13, 2009, Delores Servin of 1234 Fieldcrest Road, Eden, N.C., was arrested on a warrant service for Assault.  Servin did unlawfully, willfully and feloniously assault and strike Stephanie Prunty, a school employee of Draper Elementary School by poking her on the shoulder three times with her fingers.  At the time of the offense, the victim was discharging the duty of supervising children at an off-campus school function.  She was released on a written promise.  She is scheduled to appear in Wentworth District Court on December 10, 2009.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take a look at the poker.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img97.imageshack.us\/img97\/2541\/deloresservin.jpg?w=640\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>All righty&#8230; could this one get any more bizarre? Oh, hell yes it can!<\/p>\n<p>On today&#8217;s WGSR (Star News) newscast, Delores Servin called up and was angry because the TV station showed her mugshot. Anchorman Mark Childrey politely explained to her that the station covered all news and that she was indeed considered news because she was charged with assaulting a school employee. When he offered her the chance to tell her story live on-the-air, she said &#8220;No Comment&#8221;. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<!-- AddThis Advanced Settings generic via filter on the_content --><!-- AddThis Share Buttons generic via filter on the_content -->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shall we go over to Eden and take a look at a bizarre police case? 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(1\/29)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"January 29, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"You get two for the price of one in this edition! Thanks to our friends at the Eden NC Police Department for this one... On Monday, January 25, 2010, Jerry Wayne Johnson of 1312 Carolina Ave., Eden, N.C., was arrested and charged with two counts of Assault. According to the\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Eden NC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Eden NC","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/eden-nc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6673,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/03\/30\/dumbass-of-the-day-330\/","url_meta":{"origin":5852,"position":1},"title":"Dumbass of the Day! (3\/30)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"March 30, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Today's feature includes two words you don't want to see in the same news story. Tampons and bleeding. But it's not what you think... From our friends at the Eden (NC) police department... On Sunday, March 28, 2010, Alexander Johnson of 602 Henry Street, Eden, N.C., was arrested for Assault.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Eden NC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Eden NC","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/eden-nc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":5958,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/12\/10\/a-rather-strange-request-for-a-loan\/","url_meta":{"origin":5852,"position":2},"title":"A rather strange request for a loan.","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"December 10, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"Let's go over to Eden, NC for this bizarre police report... From our friends at the Eden NC police department... On Thursday, December 10, 2009 at approximately 3:10 a.m., Audry Dantuono of 345 Walter Chambers reported a burglary. According to the reporting party, she and her husband were asleep when\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Eden NC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Eden NC","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/eden-nc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":6297,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/26\/dumbass-of-the-day-126\/","url_meta":{"origin":5852,"position":3},"title":"Dumbass of the Day! (1\/26)","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"January 26, 2010","format":false,"excerpt":"Pants across yo' face, pants across yo' face, gonna go to jail for slappin' pants across yo' face. From our friends at the Eden (NC) Police Department... On Friday, January 22, 2010, Justin Michael Sanders of 817 Klyce Street, Eden, N.C., was arrested on a warrant service that charged him\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;Eden NC&quot;","block_context":{"text":"Eden NC","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/category\/locations\/eden-nc\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":4982,"url":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/11\/golf-balls-stolen-in-eden\/","url_meta":{"origin":5852,"position":4},"title":"Golf balls stolen in Eden!","author":"SouthsideCentral","date":"August 11, 2009","format":false,"excerpt":"We interrupt tonight's news for a breaking news update from Eden NC! From the Eden NC Police Department blotter... On Sunday, August 9, 2009. The Dollar General reported a larceny from the business. 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