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<\/p>\nThe signs say “Road Closed” for a reason. <\/p>\n
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Our friends from the Rockingham County (NC) Sheriff’s Office send us these photo of a car that failed to obey the “Road Closed” signs during the flooding.<\/p>\n
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Yep, that’s a dumbass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
The signs say “Road Closed” for a reason. <\/p>\n
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