{"id":5797,"date":"2009-11-11T18:13:50","date_gmt":"2009-11-11T23:13:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/?p=5797"},"modified":"2009-11-11T18:13:50","modified_gmt":"2009-11-11T23:13:50","slug":"this-spam-just-got-canned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.southsidecentral.com\/wordpress\/2009\/11\/11\/this-spam-just-got-canned\/","title":{"rendered":"This spam just got canned&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everybody hates spam advertisements. You just have to love it when a spamvertisement gets smacked down quite hard.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The Register &#038; Bee&#8217;s website is well-known for their comments section on their articles. In fact, we&#8217;ve featured a few of the best trainwrecks here.<\/p>\n<p>Today, they had a story about the DCC lockdown and one of the commenters posted this spamvertisement in the comments section.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Posted by icerage on November 11, 2009 at 3:47 pm<\/p>\n<p>We dont have things like this happen at National College, we are having a free seminar on those that want more info on our short term medical programs in medical assiting, medical office, and pharmacy tech, Its this Friday at 10:00 at National College, seating is limited so please reserve a seat my calling or emailing me your name and phone number. Ask for Ashley 434-793-6822 or email ashez92@yahoo.com We are located on Riverside Drive beside McDonalds, and yes we offer financial aid! Be sure to ask for me or I wont get credit for telling you about us. Change your life today! Ask for Ashley! 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